"Someone turned off my thingy"
would you giggle? I did. I think I embarrassed my boss. He really didn't mean it that way.
Speaking of my boss, he suggested that I wear roller skates so that I could get around quicker. I got all excited and asked if I could wear short shorts and a tube top too. with sequins.
He said no. and no tassels either. dammnit. There goes tomorrow's outfit.