did I say that?

My boss says I'm going to the dark side. I said he's the devil.

He was telling stories again and I told him it was a crock of...baloney. This prompted the following comment:

Eew. imagine how nasty a crock of baloney would smell. would it be worse than a crock of shit?? shit smells pretty bad, and if you cook it, I imagine it would be worse, but baloney, it has to be close.

Sorry guys, I've already decided I'm going to hell. At least I'll be in good company...

yeah, I said that. baloney is nasty.