tidbits

If Kate and Orlando do actaully get married, is it because he's stopped saving himself for me?

My boss lit a box of pens on fire this morning to get our admin's attention. I didn't believe it until I saw the singed box myself.

Group sex has been okayed in Canada. wow. I wasn't aware that it was illegal. Not that I'm interested or anything, but wow. Meanwhile, our executive director called my boss to see if he was moving to Canada.

It never fails. Just when I think it's ok to pass gas in my office, someone walks in. I always hope that it gets blamed silently on the waste treatment facility. I must be comfortable with you guys. I don't usually discuss my gas. except with my sister. but she has it too.

I'm getting verrrry sleeepy. I would like to go home and take a nap now, but I have a lot to do. and I should pick up another load at the house. At least get my iron and my black shoes. Oh, and I have to work until 4.

The company dog just walked past me with her head to the side as though she was trying to avoid eye contact. Even the dog doesn't want to talk to me!

I recieved another gift of good smellies. I officially have a complex. They must not be quietly blaming the poo plant after all.