Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Happy Solstice, one and all

That's a Yule Log, not a glowing piece of poo. I was going to send you a different card since this one looks like a glowing piece of poo, but then I thought, "poo is funny" and glowing poo is funnier. And what better to light your way on this, the longest night of the year, than a glowing piece of poo?

The above message went to my sister a minute or two ago. but it was so fun, I thought I would share it with you all too. So Yuletide greetings and Happy Solstice, and this ends the religious portion of my holiday season. Now bring on the presents.


Sensei Ern said...

I seriously thought it was a stick of dynomite just prior to blowing up. I guess you can take the man out of the redneck state, but you can't take the redneck out of the man.

I can imagine it now, two vikings sitting around talking.

"Ssven, it's ccold out here."
"Ya, sso ccold I just ccrapped uncontrollably when my ssphincter tighened to keep the wind from blowing up it."
"I hhaf a ggreat iddddddea. Llightt itt on ffffire."

Maybe that is where poo was first called a log and everyone misunderstood what Sven was talking about.

alinhe: heard when the hillbilly told about his close encounter..."This little green man, this alinhe 'ducted me."

Ginamonster said...

apparently, my sister thought it looked like glowing poo too. yeah, we're related.