That's a Yule Log, not a glowing piece of poo. I was going to send you a different card since this one looks like a glowing piece of poo, but then I thought, "poo is funny" and glowing poo is funnier. And what better to light your way on this, the longest night of the year, than a glowing piece of poo?
The above message went to my sister a minute or two ago. but it was so fun, I thought I would share it with you all too. So Yuletide greetings and Happy Solstice, and this ends the religious portion of my holiday season. Now bring on the presents.
2 comments:
I seriously thought it was a stick of dynomite just prior to blowing up. I guess you can take the man out of the redneck state, but you can't take the redneck out of the man.
I can imagine it now, two vikings sitting around talking.
"Ssven, it's ccold out here."
"Ya, sso ccold I just ccrapped uncontrollably when my ssphincter tighened to keep the wind from blowing up it."
"I hhaf a ggreat iddddddea. Llightt itt on ffffire."
Maybe that is where poo was first called a log and everyone misunderstood what Sven was talking about.
alinhe: heard when the hillbilly told about his close encounter..."This little green man, this alinhe 'ducted me."
apparently, my sister thought it looked like glowing poo too. yeah, we're related.
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