Here are a couple of very important questions that the big boss posed to me this morning:
If you took all the boats currently in the ocean, out of the ocean, would the water level go down?
If all the people in the world peed in the ocean all at once, would the water level go up? (I don't Know, but we'd likely kill all the fish...)
I kept myself from asking, If everyone all turned the same direction and farted...