a conversation with my mom

Momi: I think I'm going senile. either that or I have too much on my mind.

Me: You aren't going senile, you haven't started eating your poo.

Momi: EEW!!!Do they do that?

Me:Yes

Momi: well then if I have a heart attack, just let me die. I am going to have Do not ressessitate tattooed on my chest just in case

ME: Do not ressesitate, I don't want to eat my poo?

Momi: ha ha ha! Yeah.

Thankfully, I'm pretty sure she means when she gets old, because, we went through this two weeks ago and it never occurred to me that she wouldn't want to be ressesitated, not that I had a choice, I wasn't there, they just smacked her back to life, but it is something to think about as our parents age.. Wow. I just took a really funny conversation into a not so funny place. I had better go talk to T about porn some more.