Tuesday, January 17, 2006

cracking up

Someone found me by searching "porn starlets in lakeside" obviously, although this person lives in San Diego, they have never been to Lakside. I mean, I've learned to like it there, but as soon as you hit the county border, "dueling banjos" starts to play no matter what station your radio is tuned to. A woman with teeth is rare, and if she only has one illigitimate child, and she has teeth, well, that might be the porn starlet you're looking for. Sadly, in Lakeside, I'm something akin to a demigoddess. (all my teeth, no kids, never been married, not on crystalmeth, and I only hear voices on Tuesdays)

3 comments:

Gary said...

Maybe it was just one of your dueling-banjos neighbors, trying to make sure there aren't any in Lakeside yet. Nice post.

Sensei Ern said...

Hey! Don't judge me to be a backwoods banjo playing goober redneck just because I grew up in Iowa have a crew cut, am uncultured and play the banjo!

jorjsgq: Hey! Put that magazine down! That's George's GQ!

Ginamonster said...

I happen to like banjo playing. But the truth is the truth! It's really like that here!