You know, every time I say or think pieces, Ashlee Simpson starts singing in my head, which makes me very upset because, well, I'm not impressed with her. and that's me being nice. Except when I think about Reeces Pieces, in which case I think about how yummy they are, how much my mom likes them and ET.
Meanwhile, here's some stuff that I need to get offa my head.
Your hand it not a hammer. Hammer hands is not your superpower, so stop trying to use your hand as a hammer. especially when there is a perfectly good real hammer 10 steps away. You only get two hands, and you have abused them enough over the years.
Odd things overheard in my apartment Sunday:
Hey! quit eating my socks!
OW you bit my toe!
Hey! Quit eating the carpet. There will be no carpet munching! (I hope my neighbors thought that was funny too)
No, I didn't have a date, the bunny was out.
I was very proud of myself for covering my new plants with plastic last night to keep them warm. then I forgot to uncover them this morning. I'm worried about the Lemon Balm, she's not looking very healthy. But at keast they will be warm today!
I ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill last night. went 2 whole miles. Thus begins an earnest effort to be prepared for this years mud run. I also ate 5 full servings of fruit yesterday. I have another 5 just waiting to be eaten in my purse right now. I learned that if I eat fruit all morning I'm not so hungry for lunch. I also learned that fruit makes my purse heavy.
Went for ice cream with guy last night. I told him I wouldn't date him, am I leading him on by letting him buy me ice cream? I don't want to confuse him with hope...How do I get myself into these situations? Is everyone as confused by dating as I am??