So, also at the grocery store yesterday (you know my life is pathetic when all my good stories happen at the grocery store) there were boys outside selling mistletoe. When they offered me a bag for sale (hee hee, boys selling bags of "herbs" at the grocery store) I politely declined thus:
"No thank you, I don't have anyone to kiss"
When I exited the store, he asked again. But I told him I still didn't have anyone to kiss. and an old lady laughed at me.