In my dream I randomly grew a subcutaneous horn. only mine looked more like a straw and it was off to the right, on my forhead, not in the middle. Thankfully, my bangs covered it up,(I don't know how since it was like 8 inches long and it hung down in front of my face) but it was still creepy.
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Your bangs didn't really cover it. Your girl friends just didn't want to hurt your feelings. They just held back the chuckles, "No, GM, you don't even notice the horn."
And we both know why the guys didn't notice.
zcvni: This is how the homeless male half of X-Files pronounces his name when he tries to get the bartender to give him a free drink..."Don't you know who I am? I'm David zcvni..."
no, trust me, they would have said something. it grew overnght
But, if the girls are jealous because you get all the guys' attention, they would say they didn't see in hopes that the guys would notice and be freaked out.
jjfkehz: What would Jay Jay Walker from Good Times change his name to if he had married John Kerry and Terza Heinz in a three-way marriage?
So you're saying you dreamed you were horny, and had 8 inches hanging in front of your face?
Sounds...well, you know how it sounds...
I know, my boss pointed out the same thing, nwjr. sigh.
sensai, my friends aren't like that.
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