Monday, October 10, 2005

The name game

I was reading Cate's blog (Snozzberries on the sidebar)and she was discussing names. In her comments, I mentioned a story about how when I was a Freshman in high school, one of my classmates went through my yearbook and put a "va" in front of my name wherever she found it. I was not and still am not amused by this, although she didn't understand why I was so pissed.

Here is something I did find funny. ginamonster. va-ginamonster. HAHAHAHAHA!

sounds like something you would keep as a pet! a coochie pet! I can hear the conversation now:

apartment manager: yes, we accept some pets, what kind do you have?

Me: I have a bird, two turtles, and a bunny, oh! and a vaginamonster. But he doesn't come out much...

Maybe it's a new way to say you've got crabs! Um doctor? I seem to be itching a lot down there. I think I have vaginamonsters.

it took me 10 years to come up with that bit of amusement.


NWJR said...

I don't know why, but the non-word "vaginamonsters" just cracks me up.

Ginamonster said...

me too. Girl roomie was doubled over with laughter when I told her. I think it needs to become a more permenant part of my vocabulary!
I'm glad I could make you laugh.

gagxnap: when you laugh so hard you pass out.