I was reading Cate's blog (Snozzberries on the sidebar)and she was discussing names. In her comments, I mentioned a story about how when I was a Freshman in high school, one of my classmates went through my yearbook and put a "va" in front of my name wherever she found it. I was not and still am not amused by this, although she didn't understand why I was so pissed.
Here is something I did find funny. ginamonster. va-ginamonster. HAHAHAHAHA!
sounds like something you would keep as a pet! a coochie pet! I can hear the conversation now:
apartment manager: yes, we accept some pets, what kind do you have?
Me: I have a bird, two turtles, and a bunny, oh! and a vaginamonster. But he doesn't come out much...
Maybe it's a new way to say you've got crabs! Um doctor? I seem to be itching a lot down there. I think I have vaginamonsters.
it took me 10 years to come up with that bit of amusement.