99 cent store porn.
and a funny story of someone dear to me:
Went to a friend's office yesterday to drop something off for him. I commented on his new space. He mentioned that it was so cold in there in the mornings that he could't move his fingers. Then he asked, "Do you want to see my heater?" "sure," I replied as he reached under his desk. And then, he pulled out a toaster. He explained thus:
"I was so cold the other day that I thought I should get a heater. Then I was walking past the refrigerator, and I saw this and I snagged it. It warms me up and turns itself off after a minute or two, automatically! The only bad part is, (as he leaned over and sniffed his knee) now my pants smell like onion bagel"
These are the people in my neighborhood.