Ooh, here's a question for the ages

If you went swimming with your pantyhose on, would you have webbed feet like a duck? would you go faster? Is there a rule in competitive swilling that says you can't wear pantyhose in a race because they give undue advantage? It was never mentioned when I swam, but I only swam one season in high school and was only DQ'd once so I never had a chance to break that rule (if it exists) I mean, I would much rather swim against people in pantyhose than the girl I once saw at a meet that looked like she was smuggling kittens. you know. down there where her bathing suit didn't cover.