Dear coworkers,

I realize that you don't really know what I do. Basically, I record, file, and retrieve. If you drop a piece of paper in my mailbox, and you don't tell me what to do with it, I'm going to record and file it. Then I am going to forget about it because frankly, I have 7 full lateral file cabinets to keep track of, and that doesn't include the flat files or the stick files. Some things, I automatically know what to do with because, well, it's obvious because I asked you for it. You should be glad I don't shred everything that comes in without a label instead of taking my precious blogging time.