This is the cake I made for my mom's birthday. Note the half dead african violet. I really did try to do well by it, but since it's 2 years old and already survived the cat eating it, and moving 3 times, if it dies, I understand.
At my mom's party, the following conversation occurred. I think it's funny, so I am going to share:
(we were ordering take out chinese)
Momi: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!
Me: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!
Lee: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!
Eric: I like Pork Fried Rice!
Lee: I think I'll get Shrimp Fried rice!
It flowed like poetry. Guess you had to be there.
The following terms/insults also floated around freely. Feel free to pick them up and use them when appropriate
and always my favorite, twat nose.
I love my family.