This is the cake I made for my mom's birthday. Note the half dead african violet. I really did try to do well by it, but since it's 2 years old and already survived the cat eating it, and moving 3 times, if it dies, I understand.
At my mom's party, the following conversation occurred. I think it's funny, so I am going to share:
(we were ordering take out chinese)
Momi: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!
Me: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!
Lee: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!
Eric: I like Pork Fried Rice!
Lee: I think I'll get Shrimp Fried rice!
It flowed like poetry. Guess you had to be there.
The following terms/insults also floated around freely. Feel free to pick them up and use them when appropriate
Vagina drip
Moose Clit
Possum Pecker
and always my favorite, twat nose.
I love my family.
5 comments:
Funny! You made me laugh. Vagina drip almost sounds like something from a coffee shop. You really do have a colorful family.
Vagina Drip? Ewwwww...
My favorite insult was always "Fuckstain".
Either that, or "You must be hung like a stud field mouse."
Hehe.
I love them. They make me laugh. Fuckstain is a good one I think I will intorduce it to my brother.
Ha! YOure family is AWESOME! I am so going to copy those!
good, do. I'm glad I could make you laugh.
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