Thursday, March 16, 2006

Crazy days

This is the cake I made for my mom's birthday. Note the half dead african violet. I really did try to do well by it, but since it's 2 years old and already survived the cat eating it, and moving 3 times, if it dies, I understand.

At my mom's party, the following conversation occurred. I think it's funny, so I am going to share:

(we were ordering take out chinese)

Momi: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!

Me: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!

Lee: I like Mushroom Chinese Mushroom!

Eric: I like Pork Fried Rice!

Lee: I think I'll get Shrimp Fried rice!

It flowed like poetry. Guess you had to be there.

The following terms/insults also floated around freely. Feel free to pick them up and use them when appropriate

Vagina drip

Moose Clit

Possum Pecker

and always my favorite, twat nose.

I love my family.


Gary said...

Funny! You made me laugh. Vagina drip almost sounds like something from a coffee shop. You really do have a colorful family.

NWJR said...

Vagina Drip? Ewwwww...

My favorite insult was always "Fuckstain".

Either that, or "You must be hung like a stud field mouse."


Ginamonster said...

I love them. They make me laugh. Fuckstain is a good one I think I will intorduce it to my brother.

Zube Girl said...

Ha! YOure family is AWESOME! I am so going to copy those!

Ginamonster said...

good, do. I'm glad I could make you laugh.