I scarfed down the donettes anyway, and, being of the crumby variety, I lost some crumbs. since they weren't in my lap, they must have fallen down my shirt. I can't find them. I looked in there, I checked the inside of my jacket. they're gone. I think my boobs ate them. either that or I'm smuggling rodents again.
just kidding, I have never smuggled rodents. Just cheeseburgers.