Friday, August 19, 2005

Keepin it real

So, I know I said I wasn't going to discuss this, but I have a bit of a rant about it.

After the usual discussions today with T (yes, they continue, and no, I sitll don't know what the answer is) mostly involving chocolate, he signed off early with "Keep it Real"

Keep it Real? WTF? SO...

Dear T,

Um, Hi. I know we have this strange thing going on between us, and I am not going to pretend to have a clue what it means. However I do know this. I am not your homie. (I'm not anyone's homie) I'm not sure what you want me to keep real, but you and I both know that the PDC's are real, so if that's what you are talking about, well, I certainly wasn't planning to get implants anytime ever. I also know that you are paler than me. Therefore I'm not sure you should be telling anyone to keep anything real. Maybe I am wrong and this is not an ethic thing. but I see it kind of like the following; an inlander (like me) telling someone to hang loose. (WTF?)
"Have a good weekend" sure. "have naughty thoughts about me" highly likely. "keep it real" uh, um, ok...what?

I am hoping all of these thoughts were summed up in the phrase "Did you just tell me to Keep it Real???"

peace out my bruthuhs. (and, uh, sistahs. yeah)


jen said...

Sometimes boys say stupid things. LOL

But really...who knows what that meant. I know I say crap like that for no reason and then hit send and wonder if I can get that back... ;)

Peace Out. ;)

Ginamonster said...

he got it. Apparently, he just thinks the phrase is funny. Perhaps that is the major communication blunder between men and women, that they say stupid randome things to amuse themselves, and we read into it and want to know what it means.