To best understand why the things my admin says are so funny, you have to understand that this is a woman who won't say damn. He father was a minister, she went to a christian college and majored in English and Theology. She's 64.
The following was her response to my boss, who was bugging her about a bag of green leaves whe was sniffing.
"Yes, it is pot. And I'm not sharing. I have my own special pipe too."
The bag was full of fresh spearamint from a friends garden. I left the room giggling. I am glad that my life is filled with laughter.