Dear Girl that is not in my department who often dresses inappropriately for work,

If you insist on wearing a white see-through skirt to work without a slip, please have a little bit of class and abstain from wearing black panties. Of course, according to my admin, we are lucky you are wearing panties, unlike the day you wore white pants without any, and it was obvious. Then again, I guess we should also be glad they were thong underwear, because, well, then we don't have to see your panty lines, but oh wait, since we can see through your skirt, we can see your panty lines anyway. hmm.