Perhaps after work I will sit down and give the lowdown on the neighbor situation that I believe I have touched on but not fully explored with you.
Right now, I have a problem. You see, my contact lens was bothering me. so I took it out and looked at it.
There was a tear. I tried to live through it but couldn't. I had to toss it. And I think all the messing with my eye might have scratched it because it's still irritated.
Now I have one good eye and one not so good eye. I also have one green eye and one greener eye. Maybe I can convince the bossman to let me go home early over it. After the Chili Cook off. Maybe I can make an eye patch out of rubber bands and post it notes.
Damn I wish I had my camera today.
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A rubber band and post-it note eye patch would be so hilarious! It's so fun to think up office supply creations!
There's nothing that can't be accomplished with the contents of a typical office desk.
Don't get any hot sauce in your eye. That would REALLY hurt. :)
You could be an Office Pirate!
Fold the USA Today into a hat.
Use a ruler as your cutlass.
Pretend the watercooler is filled with Jamacan Rum!
Then traverse the angry waters of office politics! TAKE NO PRISONERS!
I gotta go watch the pirate scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life again...http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/
ARG!
Michelle: it was fun making it too. I didn't wear it though.
Rich: Totally. You should have seen the rubberband/binder clip suspenders
Gary: I was careful
Sensei: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! OMG! they would haul me off! Or just roll thier eyes. They kind of expect that sort of wackiness from me. AARRRGGG!
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