Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Eye am suffering.

Perhaps after work I will sit down and give the lowdown on the neighbor situation that I believe I have touched on but not fully explored with you.

Right now, I have a problem. You see, my contact lens was bothering me. so I took it out and looked at it.

There was a tear. I tried to live through it but couldn't. I had to toss it. And I think all the messing with my eye might have scratched it because it's still irritated.

Now I have one good eye and one not so good eye. I also have one green eye and one greener eye. Maybe I can convince the bossman to let me go home early over it. After the Chili Cook off. Maybe I can make an eye patch out of rubber bands and post it notes.

Damn I wish I had my camera today.


Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

A rubber band and post-it note eye patch would be so hilarious! It's so fun to think up office supply creations!

Rich | Championable said...

There's nothing that can't be accomplished with the contents of a typical office desk.

Gary said...

Don't get any hot sauce in your eye. That would REALLY hurt. :)

Sensei Ern said...

You could be an Office Pirate!

Fold the USA Today into a hat.
Use a ruler as your cutlass.
Pretend the watercooler is filled with Jamacan Rum!

Then traverse the angry waters of office politics! TAKE NO PRISONERS!

I gotta go watch the pirate scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life again...


Ginamonster said...

Michelle: it was fun making it too. I didn't wear it though.

Rich: Totally. You should have seen the rubberband/binder clip suspenders

Gary: I was careful

Sensei: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! OMG! they would haul me off! Or just roll thier eyes. They kind of expect that sort of wackiness from me. AARRRGGG!