This is a place where I share myself. My thoughts on life and the wacky things that float around in my brain. I hope you find it interesting.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Ooh! a contest!
Zube put out a contest to design your superhero costume, so I thought I would share mine. I would like you to note that I did not extend the black trim into my crotch region because I thought it might look like pubes. Also, I am really impressed with my banana. um, banana peel.
Dana darling, I just don't have that kind of drive. And maybe I would if I started juicing, but, it's just not going to happen. I can't be bothered with Buying fruits and veggies, let alone washing a juicer. We're working on the testamonials.
Given the right combination of drugs and gamma radiation exposure, I could turn into "HAMSTERMAN!"
My special powers would be to tunnel faster than a speeding bullet...able to stuff a skyscraper in my cheeks...and to poop out pellets like a anal machine gun. I would also have the special power to squeal so loud it shatters eardrums.
When the crime fighting gets too much, I would drive the Hammobile into the secret Habit-rail, who's location only my butler and my ward, Parakeet Kid, know.
My arch nemesis would be Vaccuum Man. In the movie, he would be played by Billy Bob Thorton because every movie he makes just sucks big time.
Of course we would have walk on roles, like Pauly Shore, as The Weasel.
5 comments:
Very impressive. Maybe you should use it as your profile pic.
Dana darling, I just don't have that kind of drive. And maybe I would if I started juicing, but, it's just not going to happen. I can't be bothered with Buying fruits and veggies, let alone washing a juicer.
We're working on the testamonials.
Gary, I'll do that! Thanks!
Gina did you read my rant on Hamsterman in MySpace?
no, not yet, I have not visited MySpace in two weeks or so. I really wish I had internet at home!
Given the right combination of drugs and gamma radiation exposure, I could turn into "HAMSTERMAN!"
My special powers would be to tunnel faster than a speeding bullet...able to stuff a skyscraper in my cheeks...and to poop out pellets like a anal machine gun. I would also have the special power to squeal so loud it shatters eardrums.
When the crime fighting gets too much, I would drive the Hammobile into the secret Habit-rail, who's location only my butler and my ward, Parakeet Kid, know.
My arch nemesis would be Vaccuum Man. In the movie, he would be played by Billy Bob Thorton because every movie he makes just sucks big time.
Of course we would have walk on roles, like Pauly Shore, as The Weasel.
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