Thursday, February 02, 2006

HR Update

My mother still has hope that HR will be her future son in law. As far as I know he is still "trapped", but she has suggested inviting him camping for Easter. that would be just fine with me. I would still like to get to know him better. Apparently, his girl gave my mom the stink eye when she hugged him at his mom's funeral.
I did notice today that HR does not have a butt. I can live with that. Most men don't anyway.

3 comments:

Sensei said...

"I did notice today that HR does not have a butt. I can live with that. Most men don't anyway."

Most men don't have one because most men are one.

cherias: the fact that most men with a butt are gay

Gary said...

Maybe you could fatten him up. That might give him one.

Ginamonster said...

Senei,
No they aren't, silly!

Gary,
I think in this case, because he is of latin decent, his genetics may prevent him from having a butt no matter how I fatten him up. The reason I believe this is that my father, also of latin decent, also has no butt. Amongst latinos(as), and I could be wrong, the women have butts, the men do not, hence my ghetto bootie.

This is not, by the way, about race, it's about genetics.