I have come to the conclusion that the Cookie Thief is actually insane.
Forget the part of the story where he was foolish enough to try to steal my cookie. (He”s loving the fact that I’m off the junk food since that means he gets my share)
This morning the announcement was that Obama is going to shut down GITMO. That he is going to let all those guys free. The worst of the worst, apparently, are housed there.
I reminded him that they can’t let them free unless they have somewhere to go. That they cannot come here and they aren’t welcome in any other country. Until they have somewhere to go, they cannot go free. That, apparently, is not the point.
Then he came in talking about it again. But this time, I am more prepared.
"It’s a 120 day pause in proceedings while the systems set in place by GWB are looked at. Yes, all the men pleaded guilty. The judge overseeing the proceedings gave his okay", Says I.
We had the following conversation:
CT: The judge is a Hippy!
ME: Well then you’re on crack!
CT: I’m not on Crack!
ME: Then maybe the judge isn’t a hippy.
CT: I’m always right
ME: I would tend to disagree with that
CT: You can’t disagree, it’s a fact!
ME: I can do whatever I want.
Based on the fact that he thinks he’s always right about everything, even though I have seen him wrong, I have declared him insane. Please send a strait jacket. Two, actually, since I think it would be cool to have one. Then again, I might need it if he doesn't shut up about it.
"There will continue to be infinitely more idiots in the world than ways for them to die."