Wednesday, July 11, 2007

oh jeez

Dear Men on Yahoo Personals and MySpace,

Please do not contact me using text speak. I do not communicate in this manner. I also do not tend to date men who are not articulate. It is possible that you are very intelligent. However, by dropping all of your vowels and communicating in abbreviations, you are not demonstrating this aptitude. Please return to 4th grade and learn to speak and write in proper English. Also, I am not the world's greatest speller. Sometimes I am grammatically incorrect. But I can promise you that I proofread before I post. I recommend you try the same. Because this little tidbit

"Hello Lady's I'm Looking For My Sol mate. . I'm Looking For A Lady That Has No Lier's Cheaters, I Need A Faithful Lady. . Someone That L.."

will not make me want to be your sol mate. Even though I don't have any lier's cheaters and even if you weren't in your 50's.


Susan said...

Ohhhh Gina. I'm glad someone else doesn't text speak. They make me want to kick bunnies and that never happens.

shqipo said...

i haven't been to your blog in a while (sorry) but these are hilarious!

Ginamonster said...

susan, yeah pretty much!

shqipo, you are forgiven.