First Derby practice. I bruised my pubic bone. I hadn't realized it stuck out that far but apparently, if you slam your pelvis into the floor hard enough, it's possible for that to connect. Sadly, that's one of those things you can't grab hold of or rub like you can when you bruise an elbow or a knee. Cuz, you know, that's naughty. Which would be great you you guys, I'm sure, but really? not lady like.
I learned something yesterday from Bug Guy who is still on a quest to find me a husband (This quest has lasted 2 years now, with that short break when I was with T) and apparently, the guys he talks to want to know what is wrong with me that I am 28, unmarried, no kids.
Um, How about I'm too smart to settle, and too smart to procreate before I am ready? I mean I know that sometimes birth control fails, that is not what I am talking about, what I am saying is that I have made a concious decision to avoid divorce by waiting until I know better what I want in a man (and not sticking with the ones that are wrong for me) and I have remained childless because I choose to. (and thankfully my birth control has not failed me) Some women choose to go around having babies all over the place, I didn't. and that, apparently makes me undesireable. Wow.
I like my plan better.didn't want to date those idiots anyway.
Meanwhile, there is a high possibility that T will indeed move to Alabama, and that makes me weepy. But I won't tell him that.
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I read Derby Pratice and first thought, Soapbox car derby, then those little cars that cub scouts carve out of a block of wood...how would that hurt your tailbone, then I thought, Kentucky Derby. Then I realized...roller derby! WIll you be on TV any time soon?
Sensai, if it was my tailbone I bruised, I wouldn't be using euphamisms!
I don't know about TV, I'm not even fully on the team!
OH. I read it as pelvic bone.
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