Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Embarassing Moments

So, Last night I'm at work. and when I am at that work, my nose itches. a lot. it was a pretty slow night. cue momentary rush of people. my nose is itching like crazy, I'm ringing customers up and pulling thier pastries, itch itch (with my arn, not my hands), when I realize that all that itching has worked a booger loose. right up there in the front of my nose. As soon as the people were gone, I rushed off to the bathroom, realized I needed to take off my apron before I went in the bathroom, returned to the bathroom (where I can't actually take a bath, it's lacking a tub) where I discovered that the offending party was indeed big and green. thankfully, my coworkers had not noticed, so I can only hope the customers didn't either.

This morning I called our facilities director to give him some information. when he answered his phone, it was terribly echo-y. I turned to my boss and had the following conversation:

Me: Aw, it sounded like he was in the bathroom, it was all echo-y. (pause) I hope he was just making an inspection.

Boss: Blink, Blink. Grin.

At which point I covered my face in embarassment and we both started laughing. He proceeded to make fun of me and will be for the rest of the day. maybe my life.


Sensei Ern said...

"Pardon us ma'am."
"Relax ma'am. We're professionals."
"Yes, ma'am, Joe Friday, Bathroom Inspectors."
"Oh, OK."
"Ma'am, it is my professional opinon you should get that thing checked. At least use some anticeptic creme."

Ginamonster said...


Of course Boss is telling EVERYONE!

Gary said...

Bathroom Inspector. I wonder if anyone ever puts that on a job application.

Black Eyed Gurl said...

Is that like Cleavage Inspector? hehe

BTW: I LOVE sock monkeys! I just can't figure out how to make them!!!

Also its a yarmulke (for yah-mi-kah). It's one of those words like chaos, that just doesn't look right when it is written out! Before bobby pins I think they used staples. Or glue, glue made from horse feet, or something equally icky. Maybe they just didn't wash their heads and encouraged the yarmulke to become one with their griminess. Now I will be worrying about this all night...

Ginamonster said...

I was really leaning towards bubblegum on the yarmulke. Which, of course it looks funny, it's a whole nother language, silly!