So, I'm watchin TV, and a Jack In The Box commercial comes on.
Every year, JITB issues a holiday themed antenna ball.
This year, the ball comes with a suction cup in case you don't have an antenna. At the end of the commercial, the following message appeared on the screen: (or something very much like it. it was very tiny writing. I may have to edit...)
"Do not drive with balls stuck to your face"
"Do not drive with ball stuck to your face"
I was close enough.