And not say anything negative about my last attempt at the following...
Once upon about a year ago, I was training to be a S- D- D- D-. then I sprained my ankle. By the time I had healed, it was time to move to Reno! Now I find myself with an itch to get back into derby, (and maybe actually make the team one day...) but my skates are still packed and I don't have health insurance yet. (three months till coverage. I wouldn't mind buying new skates. mine suck)
Will you let me work my ass off for you until I can skate, and then work my ass off some more?
The difference? This team actively askes for volunteers.