Today's polo shirt has shorter sleeves than what is usual for me. The guys are used to me coming in covered in bruises. I was proudly showing some off Monday since we had a bout on Saturday. (Arm bruises. they don't get to see the ones on my butt. Of which I currently have none)
Today, I had the following conversation with the Cookie Thief...
CT: What happened to your arm?
Me (looking at my shoulder where he was pointing): Oh, that's my Two. (permenant marker takes awhile to fade)
CT: No Right there
Me: Oh, I'm always that color
CT: No, right there, did you get punched? your arm is all swollen!
Me (laughing): that's my muscles.
CT: But it looks swollen!
Me: Now you know why I don't lift weights.
I'm still laughing.