Thursday, February 25, 2010

Quote of the Day...

Dad: Pull up your pants

Son: But your pants sag!

Dad: That's because I'm fat and I have a belly that pushes them down. Now pull up your pants.


I love my coworkers.

3 comments:

Chickie said...

Hahahahahahaha!

Senseiern said...

Since GM isn't contributing, here's how my St. Patrick's Day went:

Played banjo at the Iota Club in Arlington, VA. After the show, drunk guys were buying me beers if I wold play one song special for them...How drunk you ask?

So drunk they did not notice I have 3 Guiness sitting by me from previous guys asking the same thing...So drunk they didn't notice the song I picked special for them is the same song I played a minute ago for another special beer buying guy...Mary Had a Little Lamb.

So drunk that one guy offered that his girl would show me her breasts.

Yes, I was inspired to play one more song.

Anonymous said...

From Sensei Ern:
Since GM isn't contributing, here's how my St. Patrick's Day went:

Played banjo at the Iota Club in Arlington, VA. After the show, drunk guys were buying me beers if I wold play one song special for them...How drunk you ask?

So drunk they did not notice I have 3 Guiness sitting by me from previous guys asking the same thing...So drunk they didn't notice the song I picked special for them is the same song I played a minute ago for another special beer buying guy...Mary Had a Little Lamb.

So drunk that one guy offered that his girl would show me her breasts.

Yes, I was inspired to play one more song.