Dad: Pull up your pants
Son: But your pants sag!
Dad: That's because I'm fat and I have a belly that pushes them down. Now pull up your pants.
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3 comments:
Hahahahahahaha!
Since GM isn't contributing, here's how my St. Patrick's Day went:
Played banjo at the Iota Club in Arlington, VA. After the show, drunk guys were buying me beers if I wold play one song special for them...How drunk you ask?
So drunk they did not notice I have 3 Guiness sitting by me from previous guys asking the same thing...So drunk they didn't notice the song I picked special for them is the same song I played a minute ago for another special beer buying guy...Mary Had a Little Lamb.
So drunk that one guy offered that his girl would show me her breasts.
Yes, I was inspired to play one more song.
From Sensei Ern:
Since GM isn't contributing, here's how my St. Patrick's Day went:
Played banjo at the Iota Club in Arlington, VA. After the show, drunk guys were buying me beers if I wold play one song special for them...How drunk you ask?
So drunk they did not notice I have 3 Guiness sitting by me from previous guys asking the same thing...So drunk they didn't notice the song I picked special for them is the same song I played a minute ago for another special beer buying guy...Mary Had a Little Lamb.
So drunk that one guy offered that his girl would show me her breasts.
Yes, I was inspired to play one more song.
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