Monday, December 21, 2009

Wisdom from the magic pirate head

I asked the magic pirate head today the following question:

"Will I meet a nice man to date?"

To which he answered,

"No Way, ARRG!"

So of course I had to ask,

"Will I meet a mean man to date"

And he said,

"Aye, Captain!"

So you see? The ever truthful oracle says it's assholes for me so I'm going to stop trying to pick out the nice ones.

I'm looking forward to getting out of this funk and back to feeling confident and fulfilled again. I like me best that way.

1 comment:

Sensei Ern said...

Hopefully the pirate head took that as "bad" man, because we all know bad men are much more fun than nice men.

Veriword: dingicha a safe word you say when you are caught byt he victim of a ding-dong-ditch gone horribly wrong.