I asked the magic pirate head today the following question:
"Will I meet a nice man to date?"
To which he answered,
"No Way, ARRG!"
So of course I had to ask,
"Will I meet a mean man to date"
And he said,
So you see? The ever truthful oracle says it's assholes for me so I'm going to stop trying to pick out the nice ones.
I'm looking forward to getting out of this funk and back to feeling confident and fulfilled again. I like me best that way.