tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7424437.post5311435121392056923..comments2023-07-26T05:04:09.107-07:00Comments on The Rants and Raves of a Monster: I'll just plan my own damn marathon.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7424437.post-611298864618542132012-05-02T06:33:07.539-07:002012-05-02T06:33:07.539-07:00First, if she shows her pouty face again, call her...First, if she shows her pouty face again, call her Debbie Downer, and tell her it's from Sensei.<br /><br />Second, on my blog, I announced my charity, Boobies for Peace...or something like that. A marathon would be a perfect way to earn funds for it.<br /><br />In case anyone is unfamiliar with Boobies for Peace, let me explain. Some scientists did an analysis of women's breat sizes and found those countries with the smallest average size were also the countries with the most civil unrest. The correlation is obvious...larger breast sizes distract detractors:<br /><br />Angry Man1: Let's riot for better working conditions!<br /><br />Angry Mob: Let's RIO...(healthy woman walks by)...What were we talking about?<br /><br /><br /><br />It's as easy as that. Every man loves large breasts and everyone loves world peace. So, let's start providing breast implants around the world! We'll put new meaning to the phrase, "world hot spots".Senseihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00491064563076330773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7424437.post-78427787600931965292012-05-01T04:33:37.274-07:002012-05-01T04:33:37.274-07:00Throwing your own marathon? How awesome! ...I'...Throwing your own marathon? How awesome! ...I'd like to hear about that! :)Tangerine Meghttp://tangerinemeg.comnoreply@blogger.com